• 25Feb

    … to be in a meeting in Auckland at 9am and be back in the office in Hawkes Bay mid afternoon. Yet that’s how todays been.

    7am flight to Auckland. Cab into center city, making it just in time for the 9am meeting. Quick coffee after the meeting then cab back to the airport and back to Napier. Stitting back at my desk by 3.

    But anyway, I know no one really cares about such things. My real reason for dusting off the old blog was to post a couple of friggen halarious pic that I just found.

    F U C K YOU

    And another goodie…

    Anger Management

    Now, for all of you who have spent far too much time on the internet and delved into the world of chat rooms, have a laugh at OhMy!gle. It’s friggen gold!

    Anyways, enough boredom for one night. Enjoy!

  • 13Sep
    Categories: Poetic, Random Comments: 0

    So the end of the weekend is drawing nearer. It’s been a good one; the main event being a cocktail party for a 50th. Far too much alcohol but good fun coming up with some interesting mixes. Read more »

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  • 11Sep
    Categories: Humour Comments: 1

    Here’s a prime example of “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” offered by an English professor from the university of Phoenix. Read more »

  • 10Sep
    Battery: 0%

    Battery: 0%

    10pm. 527548 events logged by Snort since 7pm last night (the last database purge). The vast majority of those was during office hours today; not surprising given the general peak traffic time on the network. Snorby is holding up well although ruby seems to consume a lot of resources, and I managed to crash the server by using the email a report function (it tried to run an SQL query that was over 4.8 MILLION characters long – 2 hours at max system resources and it finally tipped over). Other than that all is looking good. Read more »

  • 10Sep
    Categories: Work Comments: 4

    I recently setup a Snort sensor on a dedicated box and initially had it all running and happy. Then I stumbled across Snorby, and thought “that looks pretty mint, I might try that out” as BASE just wasn’t doing it for me on its own. In this article I’ll try and piece together a little about what the initial set-up was and how I managed to get Snorby up and running (and how I managed to get stuck several times along the way). Read more »

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  • 07Sep

    When you wish upon a falling star...

  • 05Sep
    Black Out

    Black Out

    The other day I was going through some old files looking for something and came across a s**tload of pics and stuff that I’d collected over the years and used to be on one of my old websites. So, instead of uploading things in gallery fashion as they were I thought I’d post a few every now and then as I felt motivated.

    So far, I’ve decided on a few obvious categories but I’m sure the list will grow. There’s everything from politically incorrect, to down right rude. The intent is not to offend, it’s all just a laugh. These pic’s come from all over the place, collected over years: if there is anything that belongs to you and you want it taken down, let me know – I make no claim of ownership of any of this stuff.

    Here’s a few to set the mood and start the project off. =P

    Babies: Nutritional Facts...

    Babies: Nutritional Facts...

    ... no comment.

    ... no comment.

    Possibly not the best advertising to have on the page... =/

    Possibly not the best advertising to have on the page... =/

  • 03Sep
    Categories: Funnies Comments: 0

    Let this serve as a warning folks. The Facebook “wall” is NOT a private messaging system!!

    Let this serve as a warning!

    User Fail

  • 26Aug
    Categories: General, Life Comments: 4

    So tonight I watched “The Boat That Rocked”. Best movie I’ve watched in a long time!! Which to be fair given I’m a bit of a music fan it’s not too great a surprise in hindsight.

    But anyway, it got me in a good mood, which according to a couple of people is a change to how I’ve been over the last few days. Now the story behind that is too long, tragic and boring to bother typing out, but … meh.

    When the movie finished I rapidly vented my good mood onto facebook:

    Sometimes, even when things seem colossally shit, all you can do is put on some good tunes and dance.

    And as my mind spun around in a happy buzz I rapidly added:

    In fact, let me add to that… it is when life seems most crappy, that dancing is most important. Music is like air, how can you live without breathing?

    which lent itself to the quote that inspired me to babble on a bit more for everyone to ignore here!

    But prior to jumping on here, my quote took me to YouTube, and led me to “Breathe (2AM)” by Anna Nalick. Now, it’s always been a song I liked, but it sort of echoes the thoughts in my mind. They lyrics for the song are…

    2 AM and she calls me ’cause I’m still awake,
    “Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?,
    I don’t love him. Winter just wasn’t my season”
    Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes
    Like they have any right at all to criticize,
    Hypocrites. You’re all here for the very same reason

    ‘Cause you can’t jump the track, we’re like cars on a cable
    And life’s like an hourglass, glued to the table
    No one can find the rewind button, girl.
    So cradle your head in your hands
    And breathe… just breathe,
    Oh breathe, just breathe

    May he turn 21 on the base at Fort Bliss
    “Just a day” he said down to the flask in his fist,
    “Ain’t been sober, since maybe October of last year.”
    Here in town you can tell he’s been down for a while,
    But, my God, it’s so beautiful when the boy smiles,
    Wanna hold him. Maybe I’ll just sing about it.

    Cause you can’t jump the track, we’re like cars on a cable,
    And life’s like an hourglass, glued to the table.
    No one can find the rewind button, boys,
    So cradle your head in your hands,
    And breathe… just breathe,
    Oh breathe, just breathe

    There’s a light at each end of this tunnel,
    You shout ’cause you’re just as far in as you’ll ever be out
    And these mistakes you’ve made, you’ll just make them again
    If you only try turning around.

    2 AM and I’m still awake, writing a song
    If I get it all down on paper, it’s no longer inside of me,
    Threatening the life it belongs to
    And I feel like I’m naked in front of the crowd
    Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud
    And I know that you’ll use them, however you want to

    But you can’t jump the track, we’re like cars on a cable,
    And life’s like an hourglass, glued to the table
    No one can find the rewind button now
    Sing it if you understand.
    and breathe, just breathe
    woah breathe, just breathe,
    Oh breathe, just breathe,
    Oh breathe, just breathe.

    What it all boils down to seems to be (at least to me) that even though things go wrong and the path you have to take seems hard or scary or unclear, taking a step back and taking a breath, you can get through things. Music about getting through the hard times, which wonderfully illustrated my thoughts and feelings as a song that helped me realise that being down about things wasn’t solving anything and without anything conscious, it put me in a good mood.

    I guess what I’m trying to say, is that for all of you out there walking through this big bad world feeling that life is getting you down or stressing about this or that, take a breath, put on some good music and remember that tomorrow is another day. I don’t know if tomorrow will be any better than today was, or than yesterday was, but I do know that if I don’t try it sure as shit doesn’t hold much promise. Life is one big string of decisions, and while I’m sure I’ll get down many more times before it’s over, for now I’m choosing to take a minute to dance.

    And to help you all start to get that smile on your face here’s Anna Nalick with Breath. I insist that you crank it up and sing at the top of your lungs (you’ve got the lyrics so no excuse!), dance like a mad man (or woman), and remember that life will never improve unless you try to improve it.

  • 15Aug
    Categories: Life, Work Comments: 1

    Ok, so some of you may have seen my 5 seconds (if you combine the various recordings) of fame, and plenty of you are having fun giving me grief about it. For those who missed it, TV3’s piece is here and TV1’s piece is here.

    So, what gets me into a suit and onto national TV you ask? Well it’s a new campaign called “Drop the Rate Mate”, and basically it’s a movement lending its support and allowing the public to better support the current draft recommendation issued by the Commerce Commission on Mobile Termination Rates.

    The campaign was launched on the 11th of August 2009 and initially there are 8 organisations supporting the campaign, including Airnet, Consumer NZ, Federated Farmers, FoMA, NZUSA, TUANZ, 2degrees and Unite, and is chaired by Matthew Hooton of Exceltium. The key however is that it’s actually designed as a way for every day New Zealanders to have a voice to battle against the well financed incumbents: Everyone deserves their say! Read more »