25Feb
… to be in a meeting in Auckland at 9am and be back in the office in Hawkes Bay mid afternoon. Yet that’s how todays been.
7am flight to Auckland. Cab into center city, making it just in time for the 9am meeting. Quick coffee after the meeting then cab back to the airport and back to Napier. Stitting back at my desk by 3.
But anyway, I know no one really cares about such things. My real reason for dusting off the old blog was to post a couple of friggen halarious pic that I just found.
And another goodie…
Now, for all of you who have spent far too much time on the internet and delved into the world of chat rooms, have a laugh at OhMy!gle. It’s friggen gold!
Anyways, enough boredom for one night. Enjoy!
11Sep
Here’s a prime example of “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” offered by an English professor from the university of Phoenix. Read more »
10Sep
Battery: 0%
10pm. 527548 events logged by Snort since 7pm last night (the last database purge). The vast majority of those was during office hours today; not surprising given the general peak traffic time on the network. Snorby is holding up well although ruby seems to consume a lot of resources, and I managed to crash the server by using the email a report function (it tried to run an SQL query that was over 4.8 MILLION characters long – 2 hours at max system resources and it finally tipped over). Other than that all is looking good. Read more »
30Jul
- All programmers are playwrights; all computers are lousy actors.
- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper, and the blinking red light.
- The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes is it to gain momentum at 9.81 m/s².
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- First, solve the problem. Then write the code.
- To iterate is human. To recurse is divine.
- The best thing about boolean is even if you are wrong you are only off by a bit.
- C++: Where friends have access to your private members.
- Of course the code works; it just compiled, didn’t it?!?
If any of that made sense to you, you’re atleast a bit of a geek. And yes that includes you girl geek; you know who you are!! =P
