• 25Feb

    … to be in a meeting in Auckland at 9am and be back in the office in Hawkes Bay mid afternoon. Yet that’s how todays been.

    7am flight to Auckland. Cab into center city, making it just in time for the 9am meeting. Quick coffee after the meeting then cab back to the airport and back to Napier. Stitting back at my desk by 3.

    But anyway, I know no one really cares about such things. My real reason for dusting off the old blog was to post a couple of friggen halarious pic that I just found.

    F U C K YOU

    And another goodie…

    Anger Management

    Now, for all of you who have spent far too much time on the internet and delved into the world of chat rooms, have a laugh at OhMy!gle. It’s friggen gold!

    Anyways, enough boredom for one night. Enjoy!

  • 13Sep
    Categories: Poetic, Random Comments: 0

    So the end of the weekend is drawing nearer. It’s been a good one; the main event being a cocktail party for a 50th. Far too much alcohol but good fun coming up with some interesting mixes. Read more »

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  • 10Sep

    Battery: 0%

    Battery: 0%

    10pm. 527548 events logged by Snort since 7pm last night (the last database purge). The vast majority of those was during office hours today; not surprising given the general peak traffic time on the network. Snorby is holding up well although ruby seems to consume a lot of resources, and I managed to crash the server by using the email a report function (it tried to run an SQL query that was over 4.8 MILLION characters long – 2 hours at max system resources and it finally tipped over). Other than that all is looking good. Read more »

  • 07Sep

    When you wish upon a falling star...

  • 05Sep

    Black Out

    Black Out

    The other day I was going through some old files looking for something and came across a s**tload of pics and stuff that I’d collected over the years and used to be on one of my old websites. So, instead of uploading things in gallery fashion as they were I thought I’d post a few every now and then as I felt motivated.

    So far, I’ve decided on a few obvious categories but I’m sure the list will grow. There’s everything from politically incorrect, to down right rude. The intent is not to offend, it’s all just a laugh. These pic’s come from all over the place, collected over years: if there is anything that belongs to you and you want it taken down, let me know – I make no claim of ownership of any of this stuff.

    Here’s a few to set the mood and start the project off. =P

    Babies: Nutritional Facts...

    Babies: Nutritional Facts...

    ... no comment.

    ... no comment.

    Possibly not the best advertising to have on the page... =/

    Possibly not the best advertising to have on the page... =/

  • 03Sep
    Categories: Funnies Comments: 0

    Let this serve as a warning folks. The Facebook “wall” is NOT a private messaging system!!

    Let this serve as a warning!

    User Fail

  • 14Aug
    Categories: Funnies Comments: 0

    Epic Facebook Fail

    Epic Facebook Fail - What more can be said?