Computer Science – A little humour

  1. All programmers are playwrights; all computers are lousy actors.
  2. A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper, and the blinking red light.
  3. The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes is it to gain momentum at 9.81 m/s².
  4. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  5. First, solve the problem. Then write the code.
  6. To iterate is human. To recurse is divine.
  7. The best thing about boolean is even if you are wrong you are only off by a bit.
  8. C++: Where friends have access to your private members.
  9. Of course the code works; it just compiled, didn’t it?!?

If any of that made sense to you, you’re atleast a bit of a geek. And yes that includes you girl geek; you know who you are!! =P

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